Hey! You found me!

Welcome to my secret labratory.

For years now I have deciated my life to bringing people the highest quality products at the fairest prices possible. I’ve cut away all of the Bullsh*t associated with detailing to give you real value for money.

No Fancy Packaging – No Fancy Labelling – No Silly Gimmicks!

My motto here is Reduce, Reuse, Recycle – And that’s what we do!

I supply all of my products in unique liquid pouches and give YOU, the customer, the option of purchasing one of my cool mixer bottles. The average costing of other brands empty bottles, triggers, labelling and packaging is over £2.50 per unit. So by removing the need for this, we can give you DOUBLE the amount of product that most other brands give you for the same cost.

Not only do you save money, but there is a huge reduction in packaging waste also.

As of 1st March 2026 I decided to take it up a notch. Quite frankly, postage cost and selling to the general public was killing me. I believe in being open and honest with you and the truth is, to send out even just 1 pouch of product it costs me now around £5.85 once you’ve factored in postal prices, packaging, tape, labelling  and other costs. I can only really charge you £2.99 max because nobody is paying £5.85 on a £9.99 order let’s face it.

It really has been a hard decision, but i believe so strongly in giving you the best value for money that I’ve have opted to do this rather than increase my prices. So going forward I will be selling my products solely through resellers, stockists and via professional valeting/detailing companies.

I think this will change will not only benefit stockists but also make my products more accessible and faster to get as we increase my network of stockists and suppliers.

If you are a Motor Factors, Detailing business or store owner etc then feel free to get in touch as I am now actively seeking new businesses to team up with.

I, of course, am happy to answer any questions you may have and sincerely apologise for this inconvenience but I do hope you understand why I have chosen to do this.

Don’t worry, I’m not going anywhere. This is simply a new chapter.

Signed,

The Professor