Meet the Professor.

Hi! I’m the Professor, I have been working away for countless hours in my secret Labratory and dedicating my life’s work to create the most awesome range of cleaners, polishes & waxes throughout the world.

When I was younger I was taken from my people and forced to work by an evil dictator known as “Lord Swirl” where I was forced to create terrible products to spread misery all across the land to people with Cars and Vans and Motorcycles all just to make profits and feed Swirls greed!

One night I managed to escape from Swirls prison and hide out here in my secret labratory! I need your help to get back to my people and put an end to Lord Swirl once and for all!

I need you to use my products and help to spread the word to stop people becoming a victim of Swirl and his terrible products! It’s too dangerous for me to supply you with products from here, so I’ve enlisted the help of some brave companies willing to help! You can find them in the “Where to Buy” section in the Menu.

I will continue to update you as your journey progresses…. I believe in you!