1st March 2026:

IMPORTANT UPDATE:

Dear Valued customers, the professor here…

I’ve got sad news I’m afraid. unfortunately, due to massively increasing prices I have made the tough decision to stop selling our fantastic products directly from our website.

I believe in being open and honest with you and the truth is, to send out even just 1 pouch of product it costs me now around £5.85 once you’ve factored in postal prices, packaging, tape, labelling  and other costs. I can only really charge you £2.99 max because nobody is paying £5.85 on a £9.99 order let’s face it.

It really has been a hard decision, but i believe so strongly in giving you the best value for money that I’ve have opted to do this rather than increase my prices. So going forward I will be selling my products solely through resellers, stockists and via professional valeting/detailing companies.

I think this will change will not only benefit stockists but also make my products more accessible and faster to get as we increase my network of stockists and suppliers.

If you are a Motor Factors, Detailing business or store owner etc then feel free to get in touch as I am now actively seeking new businesses to team up with.

I, of course, am happy to answer any questions you may have and sincerely apologise for this inconvenience but I do hope you understand why I have chosen to do this.

Don’t worry, I’m not going anywhere. This is simply a new chapter.

Signed,

The Professor 

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